So for 10 years, exactly one third of my life, I have lived with James. And now he’s gone to Canada for two weeks.
My Jimbob in Canadia Land without me. And me at home by myself.
It’s time to get my brave on.
Sure I haven’t been on my own for ten years… but how hard can it be? Okay, a lot has changed. Ten years ago Sex and the City was still really really cool.
Now all I have to do is harness my 2002-Sex-and-the-City-chi. You know, back when Carrie was still just dating Big and being a Miss independent writer and doing pretty much whatever she wanted.
That gives me something to do over the next two weeks. Find re-runs on Foxtel. And Charlie’s Angels, too. They get their brave on all the time.
I might even enjoy it. Instead of just trying to pass each day, waiting until 12 November. I am used to that. it’s a habit. Looking ahead to the next pregnancy test date and just trying to get through the days in between. Just. Getting. Through.
Surely I can Carrie it up for two weeks?
Game face, Taylor. Game face.
Back to worrying about James. Three flights to Toronto. That triples the chance of the plane crashing. I need to google stats on plane crashes.
*googling*
Ho-ly shit. Those stats are fine.
But…
Apparently you are statistically more likely to die on your way to the airport than in a plane crash.
Great. He’s going to die in a car crash. Now I have to go turn the radio on for the traffic report to see if there have been any crashes on the Calder.
Fuck you, google. Just. Fuck you.
Now find me a good Cosmopolitan recipe.